Some of the best conversations come from riding in the car…
Ava: Mommy I have a secret and you can’t tell anyone!
Me: Um, ok what is it?
Ava: I have a boyfriend!
Me: um, say what now? Uh…who is this boyfriend?
Ava: It’s Christian from my class.
Me: Oh really?
Ava: Yes! He is such a handsome boy! I could just kiss him on his face!
Me: Um…uh…you know you can’t though right?
Ava: Why not?
Me: Because you can’t touch other kids like that…just like they can’t do that to do…especially in school.
Ava: Oh, ok…but I would if I could.
Me: um ok, just don’t. So does he know he’s your boyfriend?
Ava: Yeah, he said it funny that I was his boyfriend and he was my girlfriend. He’s so silly! I think 2 other boys in my school are cute too.
Me: [oh make it stop!] Um…and who are these boys? And how old are they??
Ava: Oh I don’t know, they are just boys I saw at my school and they’re really cute. One has really nice hair. One is maybe 5 and the other is 6.
[this is preschool…they’re not older than 5…]
Me: Have you talked to them?
Ava: No, I’ve just seen them.
Ava: So you have a boyfriend and I have a boyfriend.
Me: uh…I think you’re too young for a boyfriend, but ok… [seriously?]
UPDATE** Ava has since broken up with Christian and now has a new boyfriend….HELP!!! LMAO!